To Your Health

Leave it to the Germans to do this study... According to a study done in Germany, staring at women's breasts for at least 10 minutes a day is healthy. According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, gawking at women’s breasts is almost at par with an intense exercise regime and can prolong the lifespan of a man by five years. "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out." Just think... if 10 minutes of staring is equal to a 30 minute workout, then 2 or 3 hours would be the same as an all day workout. Now you have an excuse... when you're wife complains about you staring at some hottie, just explain that you're doing it for your health. If she persists, ask her why your health isn't a concern for her. To get started, just stare at the picture at the top of this post for 10 minutes. There, I think you're feeling better already...

Even though I'm going to be without adult supervision it's not going to be one big party. I'm actually planning on starting a program of walking to lose weight. I really need to lose my gut and I figure if I can lose 10 or 15 lbs while the wife is away, she'll be so thrilled she won't notice how much money I spent while she was away. I'm also thinking about taking a couple of days to go to Bishop, CA. I really love it down there but my wife doesn't really like to go there. It would be nice to visit without having to drag her along to a place she doesn't enjoy.

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